TEENAGE LOGIC: WHAT THE HECK?
MOM! Stop it! Everyone is watching us. <Reality: There’s not even a soul within 200 feet of you> My girlfriend broke up with me- you have no idea what that is like. Nobody knows what this is like. It freaking sucks!! <Reality: You’ve been through 9 breakups total.> It’s seriously not a big deal; I don’t know why you won’t let me have a motorcycle?! I’m not going to be able to go anywhere.You’re so unfair. <Reality: You’ve gone over real statistics with your son about the dan
